Capricorn: For workaholics who need a reminder to occasionally have fun. Maybe. This tattoo firmly states, "I'll sleep when I'm dead, which will be never because I'm immortal." Perfect for those who think vacations are for the weak and ladders are for climbing, not leaning on. Warning: May induce coffee addiction and the belief that '24/7' is a lifestyle, not a convenience store.
Why settle for boring when you can broadcast your cosmic quirks? These temporary tattoos are perfect for:
- Letting your crush know you're cosmically compatible (or a hot mess, dealer's choice)
- Explaining your mood swings without saying a word
- Giving your friends a heads-up about your personality... because subtlety is so last season
- Starting conversations with strangers about why their sign is totally incompatible with yours
- Blaming the stars for your questionable life choices
So go ahead, pick your poison... er, sign. Let the stars align on your skin and show the world you're not just dressed to impress – you're dressed to cosmically confess! Remember, in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just stardust – might as well make it fabulous, temporary, and slightly judgmental stardust.